tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31042697.post1745613933391374885..comments2023-10-12T11:03:22.544-05:00Comments on StarvingWriteNow: StarvingWriteNowhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16569580787956358575noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31042697.post-58184599692173841562007-05-07T12:05:00.000-05:002007-05-07T12:05:00.000-05:00Ooooh these are both good...and nice reference to ...Ooooh these are both good...and nice reference to Hitchhiker, Wolfsong!! LOLRhonda Helmshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11855833088957182413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31042697.post-11096148702451949912007-05-07T11:32:00.000-05:002007-05-07T11:32:00.000-05:00Thanks for stopping by, Wolfsong!My submission:Mar...Thanks for stopping by, Wolfsong!<BR/><BR/>My submission:<BR/><BR/>Marion dutifully gave her name and date of birth to the PSYCHICS-R-US operator. The line clicked twice, then a deep, throaty woman's voice answered "Madam Sasha knows allll! How can I hellllp you, Marion who does not like her name and wishes she was a Jennifer or a Christina?"<BR/><BR/>Marion bolted to her feet. "What?"<BR/><BR/>"I know allll," Madam Sasha repeated. "Trust me, soon you will meet a man who will make your name sound like cathedral bells when he speaks it! And you--"<BR/><BR/>"I don't want any man advice," Marion said, regretting ever having picked up the phone. "I want to know whether or not I--"<BR/><BR/>"This man is important!" Madam Sasha interrupted. "He will change the course of your life--"<BR/><BR/>"Stop with the man already!"<BR/><BR/>"Child, his presence is so strong; his aura is reaching for you as we speak!"<BR/><BR/>"Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm paying $4.50 a minute for this! Do I get the job or not?"<BR/><BR/>There was a long silence. Then Madam Sasha said softly. "You do. But..."<BR/><BR/>"What?"<BR/><BR/>"Something dark. Death is there."StarvingWriteNowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16569580787956358575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31042697.post-15248701685257625382007-05-07T06:20:00.000-05:002007-05-07T06:20:00.000-05:00Someone answers on the second ring and says "I kne...Someone answers on the second ring and says "I knew you'd call".<BR/>The woman says, "I need to know the answer! I'm dying of anxiety".<BR/>There's a long pause and the voice on the other side says "The answer is....47"<BR/>"47?"<BR/>"yes"<BR/>"I think that's the answer the computer gives out in 'Hitchhiker's guide'".<BR/>"oh. I believe you're right. In that case the answer is 'don't do it'"<BR/>The woman says "That's what I should have done when I thought about calling you". <BR/><BR/>Sorry for the cheesiness! I really enjoyed reading your blog!That Squirrelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07158270910437001392noreply@blogger.com