More Fun Sayings


I'm not mean. You're just a sissy.

My inner child thinks you're a big poopy-face.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege.

If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?

Maybe your fantasy team will pick you up at the airport.

Looks like your airbag didn't deploy in time...

Some days it's not worth chewing through the restraints.

Raising children is like being pecked to death by a duck.

Well, it's either this or sit-ups.