Distractions, distractions

I'm not sure when those nice folks in the art department decided that a steamy embrace and the odd castle or tree weren't enough to capture the reader's interest. I'm a straightforward girl: give me half- or mostly-naked hunks sweeping a scantily-clad heroine off her feet and I'm good. But for those who prefer clutter I present:

A sundial. Aside from maybe she's going to be sacrificed at high noon, I have no answers. Ideas? Suggestions? Random giggling?

A flock of seagulls. The dude's headband hairstyle kind of reminds me of a band by the same name...

A ginormous pocket watch. No wonder he's got muscles on his muscles if he's dragging that anchor around all day.

And a cute little cherub. Cute in an icky way, at least. And that hero isn't much better.

Happy Monday, all!