Thursday, September 18, 2008



Yes, folks, international Talk Like A Pirate Day is tomorrow! Ahoy! Huzzah! Avast! Shiver me timbers! And all that good stuff. So, to get you primed and ready, here are some good (and some not so good) pirate jokes:

1. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at C!

2. Why did the pirate run aground?

His eye-patch was the wrong prescription!

3. What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?

A Squashbuckler!!!

4. Why did the pirate captain pull the boat over?

Because his crew kept asking “Aaarrrrrr we there yet?”

5. How do pirates know that they are pirates?

They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!

6. What did the pirate name his cat?


7. Where do pirates go to college?


8. How do pirates know when an attack is coming?

They watch Sea-Span!

9. Why don't pirates make good life guards?

They dont know C.P. ARRRRRR!!!

10. Where did the one-legged pirate go for breakfast?


11. What goes thump-thump Arr!, thump-thump Arr!?

A pirate falling down the stairs!

12. On a scale from 1-10 I rate cherry pie an 11!
That's my famous "pie rate" joke!

13. Did you hear about the pirate with a stomach problem?

He was suffering from diARRRRRrrrrrrhhea!!

Feel free to add your favorite pirate jokes, and have a wonderful day tomorrow talking like a pirate! Gang Way!



Rhonda Stapleton said...

ba dum BUM!!! Happy talk-like-a-pirate day, yarrrrr!!

Bernita said...

They support the CFL team, the Aaaarrrgos, and they always eat at Aaarrbies, and their captain is named Aaarrnold.
OK, put it down. I''ll stop now..

StarvingWriteNow said...

Shiver me timbers! Arrrrgh! Bust my barnacles! Hoist the main, release the mizzen, weigh the anchor!

(I've been practicing my lingo! Do I sound totally authentic or what???)