I MUST... EMBRACE YOU!
She: Dang it! I left my petticoat, slip, chemise, hose and shoes back at the ranch! I wonder if he'll notice...He: Shucks! She ain't got no drawers on! Score!!
He: I must hold you! Claim you! Take you now!She: F--ing bee-yotch has a bigger necklace than mine! WTF??
He: Man, I just love taking fiery captive princess-types on the deck of my ship. Hope she doesn't think my blade is my sword, heh heh... She: I wonder who's driving the boat?
Happy Monday!
4 Comments:
~grin, snort!~
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA those were awesome. AWESOME.
I love how the cowboy has his vest AND his gun but no shirt!
Hah! I'm so glad you're continuing this series!
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