Monday, February 19, 2007

How To Give Your Partner Instant Stress

Don't throw out that condom you got from your buddy, who was handing them out like favors at his bachelor party(euww!). Instead, bring it home and stuff it in your dresser (it's not expired, after all!) where your loving girlfriend will discover it while looking for the lost bedroom TV remote.


spyscribbler said...


Robyn said...

You should use that in a story.