Impatience is my middle name today. As a matter of fact, it's my first, middle and last name today.

I get to leave for my writer's weekend in 25 minutes, and I can't wait.

I have completely lost my focus here at work, I've been checking email and blogs and looking up new jewelry finds at hsn and finding some "Billboard Hits of the 70's" music to sing me along to my destination.

I'm bored. I'm anxious. I've got ants in my pants.

I swear to God, that clock is moving slower every minute.