Well, apparently no one went on vacation for spring break this year. We've been snowed under, literally (a foot of the white stuff for Easter) and figuratively (hordes of patrons swarming the stacks). I can feel Holly Golightly slipping today; however, I don't have to do anything tonight but go home, sit on the couch, and write write write write write.
Speaking of writing...
Monday Sparks #4
Create a fantasy "Out of Office" message for your email.
Time Flies...
12 years ago
4 Comments:
This is an automatic reply to your email sent on (date):
"I'm not available at the moment because I'm either a) out of the office, b) having mind-blowing, screaming sex, c)buried under a pile of laundry or d) ignoring you. I'll reply to your email when a) I actually have a second to sit down, b)after several orgasms, c) after I get back from the ER, or d) when hell freezes over. Have a nice day!"
This is an automatic reply to your email sent on (date):
"I'm not available because I am cackling maniacally at your lame attempts at communication. And the outfit you're wearing. I will reply to your email after I regain my composure and you change."
This is an automatic reply to your email sent on (date):
"We're sorry--Rhonda is not available at the moment. She's too busy digging her way out of snow and plotting how to find a wealthy benefactor so she can run away and buy an island off the coast of Hawaii. Please leave a message."
You guys are great!
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