Monday, October 22, 2007

Your Love Is Killing Me, Baby

Okay, some of you may look at these novels and think, "Oh, how passionate!" I look at them and think, "Oh, broken neck!"


He might look like he's kissing her, but he's really checking for a pulse!
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"OWWW!"
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Bummer for her; she got killed twice! But at least in this one she doesn't have that stupid blonde wig on.
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Not only the odd angle, but her neck is really thick.
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"Wake up, Heather, wake up!!!"
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You don't need to hold her down, Mr. Brit. She's already dead.
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Happy Monday!
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5 Comments:

Robyn said...

If Mr. Brit is putting all his weight on his arms, he's going to break her arm AND cave in her ribcage. Teh Sexxaaayy!

Ello said...

Man these covers are a riot! I don't think I could look at the book without cracking up hysterically, which can't be the aim of the publishers, or is it?

Bernita said...

My thought too, Robyn(!)

spyscribbler said...

What is up with all the "overcome with passion" bit? I hope I don't look like that when ...

Missie said...

The reason the ladies' necks are thick is because of all the muscles it requires to hold up that much hair. Have these women never heard of Supercuts?