I MUST... EMBRACE YOU!
She: Dang it! I left my petticoat, slip, chemise, hose and shoes back at the ranch! I wonder if he'll notice...
He: Shucks! She ain't got no drawers on! Score!!
She: F--ing bee-yotch has a bigger necklace than mine! WTF??
He: Man, I just love taking fiery captive princess-types on the deck of my ship. Hope she doesn't think my blade is my sword, heh heh...
She: I wonder who's driving the boat?