Monday, February 25, 2008

I MUST... EMBRACE YOU!

She: Dang it! I left my petticoat, slip, chemise, hose and shoes back at the ranch! I wonder if he'll notice...

He: Shucks! She ain't got no drawers on! Score!!

He: I must hold you! Claim you! Take you now!

She: F--ing bee-yotch has a bigger necklace than mine! WTF??

He: Man, I just love taking fiery captive princess-types on the deck of my ship. Hope she doesn't think my blade is my sword, heh heh...
She: I wonder who's driving the boat?
Happy Monday!



4 Comments:

Bernita said...

~grin, snort!~

Rhonda Stapleton said...

HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA those were awesome. AWESOME.

Robyn said...

I love how the cowboy has his vest AND his gun but no shirt!

spyscribbler said...

Hah! I'm so glad you're continuing this series!