I know, I know. It's not even Thanksgiving yet! But since all the stores are full of lights and really annoying elevator-style holiday tunes, I thought I'd spread a little pre-holiday joy and seek answers to some very pressing questions:
WTF is with dad's sweater, here? It does not go with the Santa hat. At all.
Is mom feeling for a heartbeat? How bad will her static/hat-head be when she takes off that lovely knitted cap?
And is the boy trying to snowboard on that tree or is he hunkered down for something far more sinister? Inquiring minds want to know!