The Twelve Days of Christmas According to Bart

On the twelfth day of Christmas my doggie ate/destroyed/wreaked havoc on...

Twelve straight pins
Eleven dog biscuits
Ten trips to the garbage
Nine dozen sequins
Eight shiny bows
Seven pine branches (on a wreath)
Six ornaments
Five cookies
Four newspapers
Three Christmas cards
Two figurines
And one vomit pile near the Christmas tree!!!!

Merry Christmas Everyone!!