Wednesday, December 20, 2006

The Twelve Days of Christmas According to Bart

On the twelfth day of Christmas my doggie ate/destroyed/wreaked havoc on...

Twelve straight pins
Eleven dog biscuits
Ten trips to the garbage
Nine dozen sequins
Eight shiny bows
Seven pine branches (on a wreath)
Six ornaments
Five cookies
Four newspapers
Three Christmas cards
Two figurines
And one vomit pile near the Christmas tree!!!!

Merry Christmas Everyone!!

1 Comment:

spyscribbler said...

LOLOL! So true! My cats have been throwing up piles of pine needles all over the house! Kinda scary, though ...