Well, hope you all had a happy memorial day. We went sailing and I got a sunburn. But it was fun, and the dog didn't even throw up!

I missed my Monday Sparks yesterday; I'll make up for it this morning:

Monday Sparks #11

(First, a background note: I don't know about the U.S. so much, but in London all the dressing rooms are wide open. One big room where everyone has a mirror and everyone can see everyone else's bumps and bulges while everyone is trying on clothes. Kinda humbling.)

Now, onto the Spark:

It's Saturday. It's The Biggest Sale of the Year day again. Describe the scene in the dressing room.