Monday, October 01, 2007

Horse Riding 101 for Romance Novel Heroines

Course Description: Horse Riding 101 gives aspiring heroines tips on mounting & dismounting a bucking horse, proper grip, and how to remove horsehair from your gown! We also offer a 90-minute bonus seminar on saddle sores, trampled toes and horse bites for an additional $10 fee.

Kayla is demonstrating the KMYF (kiss me, you fool) neck arch combined with proper dress hiking etiquette covered in "Posture and Position", Chapter 4.

Shawna is demonstrating the highly effective, tricky and ticklish Upper Thigh Clamp from "What's Your Grip?", Chapter 7.

Maura shows how to keep your gown free of the hooves while being swept away ("Mount Like A Pro", chapter 1).

Lana reminds us here of that most important riding tip: Always keep your skirts ABOVE the tail, not below!! ("Skirt Chasing", chapter 6).
Happy Monday!


Robyn said...

LMAO! The horse ones always crack me up.

Ello said...

You are my favorite MOnday destination now! That first one killed me! But the keep your gown above the tail and not under it is just hysterical!

spyscribbler said...

Wow! How strange! There's no law of physics! They don't make any sense!

I'm going to have to pay attention to covers more. This is hilarious!

StarvingWriteNow said...

Yay! I'm so glad you all come to visit! thanks!

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