Yes, I'm a little early with the Monday post. But I won't be around tomorrow, and I just couldn't leave you all in the lurch. Enjoy!
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Just Call Me...





Edward Scissorhands

(just a little off the top, darling...)

David Copperfield

(nothing up my sleeve, but check out my pants!)

Billy Ray Cyrus

(this proves once and for all that mullets have a long and distinguished place in hairstyle history...)

















Zombie Lover from 'Night of the Living Dead'

(...he's coming for you, Charlotte...)

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Fembot. Or maybe She-Man.

(I feel pretty, oh so pretty...)

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Captain Morgan.

(okay, he's cute enough to make me a drink.)

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Loser (pronounced la-hoo-zuh-her, Ace Ventura style)

(not only did she give him a shiner, but she torched his chest hair!)

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Ass Man

(yes, I know it's shadows, but damn! it's huge!)

Happy Monday!
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