Monday, October 15, 2007

Sweet Embraceable You (The Impossible Edition)

Yes, our heroes and their ladies fair get tangled up in some pretty funky positions! But they scoff at back pain, laugh at muscle strain because passion will not be denied. (And besides, they can always stop at the chiropractor's on the way home...)






The "From Here To Eternity" balancing embrace


I've done these side-crunches before. I've never been able to hold one longer than 2.3 seconds.

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The "From Here To Eternity" sand lounging embrace


Okay, everyone knows this one: sand + sea grass + saltwater = itching, twitching, rash and regret.

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The Barnum & Bailey strongman embrace


How in hades is he holding her up? Where is his other arm exactly?

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The Cosmo Cleavage Connection embrace


Your vote counts! Study the picture closely and decide: Rapture or agony?


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The Cosmo Collision Course embrace


Differs from the Cleavage Connection by specific hand placement and the ability of the hero to shoulder-dodge.
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Happy Monday!!

8 Comments:

Bernita said...

Some of them are going to need a neck brace!

Missie said...

OHMYGOODNESS!
These are deliciously horrible, and your comments are fantastic!

Seriously, who comes up with these poses? Are all these people having trysts on the moon and that's why gravity plays no part?

spyscribbler said...

It's oh dear God, get me off of him!.

LOL, I love them!

StarvingWriteNow said...

Neck braces, maybe traction, Bernita!

Missie, I have no idea. But they sure do get interesting, don't they?

thanks for the vote, Natasha, I agree! She don't look happy!!

Ello said...

Barnum and BAiley pose! THat one wins my vote hands down! Where the heck is his other hand?!!!

HAAAAAA!

Robyn said...

Cleavage Connection chick looks like she's about to crack one off.

StarvingWriteNow said...

LOL!!!!

You guys are the best!

Travis Erwin said...

Hilarious stuff. Have you seen the one where the guy has three arms?