Okay, folks, time to sing along...

"OHHHH... LOOOOVVVVE IS A MANY SPLENDORED THING..."

Aren't they all sweet and happy-ever-after? I suppose for some love is a many splendored thing, complete with sunny days and butterflies. But there are a few exceptions, like:

Losing your clothes in public and having nothing to cover up with but one of Grandma's lace curtains (and boy, is Grandma going to be mad at you)!

Being up to your knees in prickly cactus (I--ouch!--love--damn thorns!--you--yeeooww!)

Being set on fire. I'm sure it's toasty, but there's no second date after this.
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Happy Monday!