WHO KNEW?

(sorry the image isn't complete, but I think you get the idea...)

Billionaires on sale! Only at HQN! Get your billionaire before it's too late and they start running out of sizes, colors, nationalities...

I predict the billionaires with the glowing hands will go fastest, followed by the sheikhs and the tycoons.

And seriously, what do you call a billionaire who has been reduced by 50%? Is he just a millionaire, or still a multimillionaire, or just a plain loser because he's on the sale rack?

Happy Laboring Day!