TALES FROM THE (ROMANTIC) CRYPT
She might have had "gentle beauty" at one time, but after 600 years in the seventh circle of hell with dead boy here, she needs a lift. Or maybe a tuck. Or maybe just another layer or two of Cover Girl.
And as an aside, what is that thing on the left side? It looks like a brontosaurus head! Any ideas? And what do they do with it? Do I want to know?