HAVE YOURSELF A STEAMY LITTLE CHRISTMAS
Yule Be Mine
Beth: Somebody call Dr. 90210! Her breast deflated!
(And… I could be wrong here, but is she hovering? Is any part of her posterior touching the floor?)
Robyn: All I can think is that those jeans are going to chafe, and that rug is going to catch fire.
Missie: Alternate Title: Say You'll Be My Cliche
Come Toy With Me
Beth: Messy Military Man and Flasher Girl Get It On In Front Of The Kiddies. Euww!
Robyn: I don’t think that’s what they mean by display windows.
Missie: Because if anything sparks romance, it's standing in front of a freaking TOY display in a STORE WINDOW out in PUBLIC where other people CAN SEE YOU. Morons.
Beth: “Sex For Beginners”? Hate to tell you, but she looks like an “expert”, if you know what I mean. Keep an eye on your wallet, kid.
Robyn: Why is he so happy to look at himself? And is she trying to get his attention or wanting him to try that on? Sex for beginners? More like sex for dummies.
Missie: Looking for that perfect gift for the guy who has everything? How about a gift certificate to Harlots R Us?
Thanks to Missie and Robyn for all the fun! Happy Monday!