ATTACK OF THE MOOBIES
(Fine Print)"He had but to raise a brow and all acceded to his wishes..."
Mr. Lord of the Keep: "I DEMAND GOLD ON MY COVER! LOTS OF IT! DO YOU NOT SEE ME RAISING MY BROW??? MORE GOLD TRIM! MORE! AND YOU! YES, YOU, VARLET! PROCURE ME A PLAYTEX BRA! I AM IN DESPERATE NEED OF 18 HOURS OF CRISS-CROSS SUPPORT!"
Mr. Lord of the Keep: "I DEMAND GOLD ON MY COVER! LOTS OF IT! DO YOU NOT SEE ME RAISING MY BROW??? MORE GOLD TRIM! MORE! AND YOU! YES, YOU, VARLET! PROCURE ME A PLAYTEX BRA! I AM IN DESPERATE NEED OF 18 HOURS OF CRISS-CROSS SUPPORT!"
Happy Monday!
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Bless you, child. Nothing better on a Monday morning than John DeSalvo eyebrowing.
I've got another couple stashed for future use... look out! It might be "Return of the Moobies" or maybe "Son of Moob"! And I think one of them has dear John on it again...
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