My mind has more side streets than a Rand McNally!
Monday Sparks #8Waiting and worrying over whether or not she will "get the job" a woman dials a psychic hotline on impulse. Have fun!!
5/07/2007 06:05:00 AM
Someone answers on the second ring and says "I knew you'd call".The woman says, "I need to know the answer! I'm dying of anxiety".There's a long pause and the voice on the other side says "The answer is....47""47?""yes""I think that's the answer the computer gives out in 'Hitchhiker's guide'"."oh. I believe you're right. In that case the answer is 'don't do it'"The woman says "That's what I should have done when I thought about calling you". Sorry for the cheesiness! I really enjoyed reading your blog!
Thanks for stopping by, Wolfsong!My submission:Marion dutifully gave her name and date of birth to the PSYCHICS-R-US operator. The line clicked twice, then a deep, throaty woman's voice answered "Madam Sasha knows allll! How can I hellllp you, Marion who does not like her name and wishes she was a Jennifer or a Christina?"Marion bolted to her feet. "What?""I know allll," Madam Sasha repeated. "Trust me, soon you will meet a man who will make your name sound like cathedral bells when he speaks it! And you--""I don't want any man advice," Marion said, regretting ever having picked up the phone. "I want to know whether or not I--""This man is important!" Madam Sasha interrupted. "He will change the course of your life--""Stop with the man already!""Child, his presence is so strong; his aura is reaching for you as we speak!""Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm paying $4.50 a minute for this! Do I get the job or not?"There was a long silence. Then Madam Sasha said softly. "You do. But...""What?""Something dark. Death is there."
Ooooh these are both good...and nice reference to Hitchhiker, Wolfsong!! LOL
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