Monday Sparks #8
Waiting and worrying over whether or not she will "get the job" a woman dials a psychic hotline on impulse.
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Monday Sparks #8
Waiting and worrying over whether or not she will "get the job" a woman dials a psychic hotline on impulse.
Have fun!!
Posted by StarvingWriteNow at 5/07/2007 06:05:00 AM
3 Comments:
Someone answers on the second ring and says "I knew you'd call".
The woman says, "I need to know the answer! I'm dying of anxiety".
There's a long pause and the voice on the other side says "The answer is....47"
"47?"
"yes"
"I think that's the answer the computer gives out in 'Hitchhiker's guide'".
"oh. I believe you're right. In that case the answer is 'don't do it'"
The woman says "That's what I should have done when I thought about calling you".
Sorry for the cheesiness! I really enjoyed reading your blog!
Thanks for stopping by, Wolfsong!
My submission:
Marion dutifully gave her name and date of birth to the PSYCHICS-R-US operator. The line clicked twice, then a deep, throaty woman's voice answered "Madam Sasha knows allll! How can I hellllp you, Marion who does not like her name and wishes she was a Jennifer or a Christina?"
Marion bolted to her feet. "What?"
"I know allll," Madam Sasha repeated. "Trust me, soon you will meet a man who will make your name sound like cathedral bells when he speaks it! And you--"
"I don't want any man advice," Marion said, regretting ever having picked up the phone. "I want to know whether or not I--"
"This man is important!" Madam Sasha interrupted. "He will change the course of your life--"
"Stop with the man already!"
"Child, his presence is so strong; his aura is reaching for you as we speak!"
"Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm paying $4.50 a minute for this! Do I get the job or not?"
There was a long silence. Then Madam Sasha said softly. "You do. But..."
"What?"
"Something dark. Death is there."
Ooooh these are both good...and nice reference to Hitchhiker, Wolfsong!! LOL
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